EEEEEEEEEEH Guy,

My favorite links are coming your way!
All of my links are COOL and RELAXED!

Below, you will find some shit links!
These will alow you to go to them, without typing!
GREAT TECHNOLOGY!

Remember: Don't go to stupid fucking shit sites!
Only Saddam's site (and Daniel Calder's) is good!
Jordaan's site is cool too! It's really worth seeing! So, REMEMBER!

Search shit
AltaVista IS A REALLY COOL SEARCHER! IF YOU TYPE SADDAM HUSSEIN, YOU WILL SEE MY SITE!
Lycos Is a stupid dutch program that won't get you anywhere!
Yahoo! is a pretty good search program!
InfoSeek I don't know what the fuck this is!

Favorite Sites
Jordaan site! A coooooool site made by a friend! It's full of fun!
I like it, so you must LOVE it!
Rotten! A weird website with gross pic's! A lott of them a featured on this site!
TMF A music Television site, it's not soooo good,
but it's okay!
Onzin Here you can see THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT EVER!
It's really a cool site!
Newgrounds You can kill people here, and even play games!
A REALLY COOL SITE!
Ugly people You want to make fun of fat or ugly people?
Well, this site has them all!
Lovecalculator You can see if you're a good match with someone!